Blue jam monologue / Richard Geefe column names

Usable names from Chris Morris and Robert Katz's ambient comedy dream world
  1. Bridget
    • Origin:

      Anglicized variation of Gaelic Brighid
    • Meaning:

      "strength or exalted one"
    • Description:

      Bridget is the Anglicized form of Brigid, an Irish-Gaelic name that was derived from the word brígh, which means "strength."
  2. Crispin
    • Origin:

      Latin
    • Meaning:

      "curly-haired"
    • Description:

      Crispin, which was introduced into the mainstream by actor Crispin Glover and which means "curly-haired" in Latin, has an image very much like its first syllable: crisp, autumnal, and colorful.
  3. Grayling
    • Govy
      • Imogen
        • Origin:

          Celtic
        • Meaning:

          "maiden"
        • Description:

          Imogen has long been fashionable in England and is gaining favor in the US among stylish parents. Pronounced the British way — the initial i is short as in Kim, as is the final E as in Ken — Imogen is as pretty and classy as it is distinctive.
      • Ivan
        • Origin:

          Russian variation of John
        • Meaning:

          "God is gracious"
        • Description:

          Though some might find it a bit heavy-booted, Ivan is one of the few Russian boys' names to become fully accepted into the American naming pool.
      • Julius
        • Origin:

          Latin
        • Meaning:

          "youthful, downy-bearded"
        • Description:

          Immortal through its association with the ancient Caesar (it was his clan name), Julius may still lag behind Julian, but is definitely starting to make a comeback, and in fact feels more cutting edge, in line with the current trend for Latin -us endings.
      • Josannabel
        • Richard
          • Origin:

            German
          • Meaning:

            "dominant ruler"
          • Description:

            A classic old Norman name popular for a thousand years and favored for kings (Richard Nixon was named for Richard the Lionhearted), as well as the hoi polloi (as in every Tom, Dick and Harry), Richard was the sixth most popular US boys’ name in 1925, and was still Number 8 in 1950, but is now much less popular.
        • Ruby
          • Origin:

            Latin
          • Meaning:

            "deep red precious stone"
          • Description:

            Vibrant, sassy, and bubbly, Ruby is a vintage gem that hasn’t lost any of its sparkle. Currently popular in a number of English-speaking countries, Ruby is proof of the 100 Year Rule, trending again for the first time since its heyday in the 1910s.
        • Susie
          • Origin:

            Diminutive of Susan, Hebrew
          • Meaning:

            "lily"
          • Description:

            In the 1950s and 60s, Susie was the name every little girl wanted for her very own.
        • William
          • Origin:

            German
          • Meaning:

            "resolute protection"
          • Description:

            William is one of the most enduring of classic names for boys. It's also among the most popular boys' names, as American parents see it as being ideally conservative yet contemporary, and hands-down the most popular baby name beginning with W of all time.