Humiliating names
- Danger
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"exposure to injury, pain, harm, or loss"Description:
Prime example of the aggressive word names that are an off-the-grid branch of the new macho names. Makes Cannon, Maverick, and Ranger feel almost soft and sensitive by comparison.
- Demon
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"evil spirit"Description:
You know what — Lucifer would actually be the better choice here.
- Dick
Origin:
Diminutive of RichardMeaning:
"dominant ruler"Description:
Dick was a once-common short form of Richard; replaced by Rick or Richie, and finally by the full name itself. Rude meaning -- make that two rude meanings -- pretty much knocks this one out of consideration.
- Dieter
Origin:
German, diminutive of DietrichDescription:
Dieter is a classic German name that got lots of satiric exposure via Mike Myers on "Saturday Night Live" a few years back. If mispronounced, it could conceivably be read as someone on a diet.
- Ding
Description:
Ding is a masculine name with multiple cultural origins. In Chinese culture, it's a surname and given name meaning 'strong' or 'steady' (丁), representing the fourth Heavenly Stem in Chinese cosmology. As a given name in Western contexts, Ding is extremely rare and might be used as a nickname or diminutive form. In some European contexts, particularly Germanic languages, it might have evolved as a shortened form of names containing '-ding' elements. The name's brevity gives it a distinct, memorable quality despite its simplicity. While uncommon as a first name in most Western countries, Ding maintains cultural significance in Chinese communities worldwide, where it represents stability and strength.
- Dink
Description:
Dink is an uncommon masculine name with multiple possible origins. It may have originated as a nickname for names like Dominic or as a short form of Dinkins. In some contexts, it has been used as a term of endearment for the youngest or smallest child in a family, derived from the notion of something small or 'dinky.' The name has occasional usage in Southern United States communities and has historical presence as a nickname or informal name rather than a formal given name. Dink has a short, punchy quality that gives it a casual, friendly character. While not widely used, its simplicity and distinctive sound offer a unique option for parents seeking an unconventional, brief name with a somewhat playful quality.
- Dix
Origin:
LatinMeaning:
"tenth"Description:
Once a birth order name, now might work as a cool x-ending nickname. But be warned that it sounds very close to an unfortunate slang term.
- Dominance
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"control, power"Description:
Used for the first time in 2020. At least he could always go by Dom.
- Dweezil
Origin:
Modern invented nameDescription:
One of the oft-mocked Zappa kid names; it supposedly was a nickname his father had for his wife's pinkie toe.
- Empress
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"Female ruler of an empire, consort of an Emperor"Description:
Yet another noble name to join King, Prince, Princess, et al. The name Empress was given to over 100 baby girls in the US last year.
- Envi
Origin:
Variation of Envy, EnglishMeaning:
"jealousy"Description:
Still not far enough removed from one of the seven deadly sins.
- Fearghas
Description:
Fearghas is a masculine name of Scottish Gaelic origin, traditionally anglicized as Fergus. Deriving from the elements "fear" (man) and "gus" (vigor, force), the name literally translates to "man of vigor" or "strong man." This ancient name has deep roots in Celtic mythology and Scottish history, borne by legendary kings and warriors. The authentic Gaelic spelling preserves the name's cultural heritage and linguistic integrity. Fearghas carries connotations of masculine strength, courage, and determination. Despite its rich historical significance, this traditional spelling remains rare outside Scotland and Ireland, appealing primarily to families with Celtic heritage or those seeking an authentic connection to Gaelic culture. The pronunciation (FAIR-gus) may present challenges in non-Celtic regions, though the name's distinctive character and powerful meaning continue to attract those drawn to names with substantive historical and cultural foundations.
- Ffraid
Origin:
Welsh form of BridgetDescription:
Santes Ffraid is the traditional Welsh name for St Bridget, the Irish national saint and legendary miracle worker. The connection becomes clearer through the Scottish form of the name, Bride. It's worth noting that it sounds like the English word "fried".
- Flash
Origin:
Word and comic book nameDescription:
Flash Gordon makes this a superhero name, but Flash might just appeal to modern parents looking for one of the new active boys' names, ala Ace and Breaker and Ranger. We'd recommend something more pulled-together as a proper name with Flash as a nickname or middle name.
- Flem
Description:
Flem is an extremely rare masculine name that likely originated as a short form of Fleming, a surname referring to someone from Flanders (a region spanning parts of Belgium, France, and the Netherlands). The name has historical roots but has never been common as a given name in English-speaking countries. Flem has a brief, punchy quality with its single syllable and strong consonant ending. While uncommon as a first name, it might be encountered as a nickname or family name passed down through generations. The brevity and uniqueness of Flem give it a distinctive quality, though its similarity to the word "phlegm" has likely contributed to its rarity as a given name.
- Freek
Description:
Freek is a masculine name with Dutch origins, functioning as a diminutive form of names containing the Germanic element "fred" or "frid," meaning "peace" or "ruler." Common in the Netherlands and occasionally found in Flemish-speaking regions of Belgium, Freek is typically pronounced "frayk" rather than how it might appear in English. The name remains uncommon outside Dutch-speaking countries. Within the Netherlands, it has maintained modest popularity as a straightforward, unpretentious choice with historical roots. Freek conveys a friendly, approachable quality while still carrying traditional masculine energy. The name's simplicity and connection to the widely valued concept of peace give it enduring appeal, though its pronunciation in English contexts may present challenges due to its spelling.
- Furious
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"extremely angry"Description:
A very small number of boys are given this intense and aggressive name each year.
- Gamble
Origin:
English word nameMeaning:
"gamble, bet"Description:
It's a gamble that your child will grow up to appreciate the name Gamble.
- Gar
Description:
Gar is a short, strong masculine name with multiple cultural origins. In Scottish Gaelic, it means 'near' or 'short,' while in Old English it referred to a 'spear.' The name also exists as a shortened form of Edgar or Garfield. In nature, the gar is a prehistoric-looking fish known for its toughness and resilience—characteristics that may appeal to parents seeking a name with rugged overtones. Gar's brevity gives it a punchy, memorable quality uncommon in contemporary naming trends. Its simplicity makes it distinctive in an era of longer names. Though relatively rare as a standalone name, Gar has a straightforward masculinity and cross-cultural versatility that might appeal to parents looking for something both traditional and uncommon.
- Gay
Origin:
FrenchMeaning:
"joyful"Description:
The meaning of this word flipped from "cheerful" to "homosexual" during the twentieth century, and it's now almost certainly too loaded to sit comfortably as a baby name. Which is a shame as sound-wise it's very appealing, just a short step away from Gray, Gale and Guy.