Humiliating names

Madog
- Description:
  Madog is a masculine name of Welsh origin with deep historical roots. It derives from the Welsh elements 'mad' meaning 'fortunate' or 'good' and a diminutive suffix, essentially meaning 'fortunate little one.' The name has significant historical connections, most notably through Madog ab Owain Gwynedd, a legendary Welsh prince who, according to folklore, discovered America in the 12th century before Columbus. While uncommon outside Wales, Madog represents an authentic piece of Welsh heritage and language. The name carries a strong, distinctive sound with its emphasis on the first syllable. For parents interested in Celtic names with historical significance, Madog offers both cultural depth and a distinctive quality that stands apart from more common Welsh exports like Dylan or Owen.
Makaveli
- Origin:
  American variation of Machiavelli, Italian
- Meaning:
  "bad nail; king of light"
- Description:
  Makaveli was an alias of Tupac Shakur — his posthumous album, The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory, was released under the pseudonym. The album was released in 1996, following his death, and the next year Makaveli debuted on the baby name charts after being given to 11 baby boys.
Maksymilian
- Origin:
  Polish, from Latin
- Meaning:
  "greatest"
- Description:
  The Polish form of Maximilian.

Man
- Description:
  Man is an uncommon feminine name with diverse cultural roots. In Vietnamese tradition, it's pronounced with a different tone than the English word and means 'ten thousand' or 'intelligence.' In Chinese contexts, depending on the character used, it can represent concepts like 'fullness' or 'literary elegance.' The name's simplicity belies its cultural depth in various Asian naming traditions. While extremely rare as a standalone given name in Western contexts, it holds significance in several Eastern cultures. As a female name, Man offers a minimalist yet meaningful choice, embodying conciseness and strength. Its cross-cultural nature gives it versatility, though its brevity and homonym status with the English word may present practical challenges in some contexts.
Mayhem
- Origin:
  English word name
- Meaning:
  "chaos, disorder"
- Description:
  You're really asking for it with this one.
Messiah
- Origin:
  Aramaic word name
- Meaning:
  "expected savior or deliverer"
- Description:
  A handful of years ago, a judge in Tennessee ruled that parents could not name their son Messiah, "because there's only one." That decision has since been overturned and the name no longer looks out of place besides the growing number of Saints and Chosens.

Nacho
- Origin:
  Word name or short form of Ignacio
- Description:
  Not unless you want your son to grow up to be just like a wacky Jack Black character.
Nappy
- Description:
  Nappy is an uncommon masculine name that may have multiple origins. It could be a diminutive of Napoleon, the name of the famous French emperor, or possibly a nickname derived from other names beginning with 'N'. In some contexts, the name might relate to the Italian name Napoleone or be a variation of Napier, an old Scottish surname. The name has a friendly, approachable quality with its short, cheerful sound. While rare in formal usage, it has an informal charm that might appeal to parents seeking a distinctive nickname-style name. Cultural sensitivities should be noted as the word has different meanings in various English dialects, including some potentially negative connotations in American English.
Nimrod
- Origin:
  Hebrew
- Meaning:
  "we shall rise up, we shall rebel"
- Description:
  Our kids laughed when they saw this name. Enough said.

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Obedience
- Origin:
  Virtue name
- Description:
  It may have been used by the Puritans, but any modern child would chafe under this name.
Oral
- Description:
  Oral is a masculine name with Latin origins, derived from the word meaning "spoken" or "relating to the mouth." It gained modest popularity in the United States during the early to mid-20th century, particularly in religious communities. The name is perhaps most famously associated with evangelist Oral Roberts. Beyond English-speaking countries, similar forms appear in various cultures, including connections to the Irish name Orell. Oral has a distinctive, brief sound with biblical associations that appeal to some families. While uncommon today, it represents a straightforward, dignified option with historical usage. Its simplicity and unique sound set it apart from more common contemporary choices.