Humiliating names

  1. Pansy
    • Origin:

      English flower name from French
    • Meaning:

      "thought"
    • Description:

      Pansy is an early floral name that lost credibility when it became a derogatory slang term for gay people. Better these days: Posy or Poppy.
  2. Passion
    • Origin:

      English word name
    • Meaning:

      " strong and barely controllable emotion"
    • Description:

      A word name with religious and secular significance.
  3. Peaches
    • Origin:

      English fruit name
    • Description:

      Unlike the other fruit names that are just coming onto the baby name menu, Peaches is an old-timey nickname previously reserved for spangled showgirls, and now would be considered an outrageous -- verging on hip -- choice.
  4. Peeter
    • Perfect
      • Origin:

        English word name
      • Meaning:

        "without fault"
      • Description:

        A surefire way to give your child a perfectionism complex.
    • Perfecto
      • Origin:

        Spanish
      • Meaning:

        "perfect"
      • Description:

        Spanish speakers use this name for Jesus Christ only. Probably a good policy.
    • Pet
      • Philosophy
        • Origin:

          Word name
        • Description:

          Far-fetched, but friends can always call him Phil.
      • Plummer
        • Origin:

          English occupational name
        • Description:

          Plummer might be an occupational name for someone who works with pipes -- yes, like a plumber -- or with feathers, from the Olde English (from the French) plume. Or it could indicate someone who lived near a plum tree.
      • Pretty
        • Origin:

          English word name
        • Meaning:

          "attractive"
        • Description:

          For more exciting options with the same meaning, try Jolie, Marini, or Reiko.
      • Princess
        • Origin:

          Word name
        • Meaning:

          "princess"
        • Description:

          Part of the trend for formerly canine royal names; this is one a little girl might love—up till the age of eight.
      • Proctor
        • Origin:

          Latin
        • Meaning:

          "official, administrator"
        • Description:

          With the new fashion for occupational names, we may hear more of this one.
      • Putri
        • Origin:

          Indonesian
        • Meaning:

          "princess; daughter"
        • Description:

          A common name in Indonesia that would not work well in English-speaking countries, being too close to putrid or putty.
      • Rafe
        • Origin:

          Variation of Ralph
        • Meaning:

          "wolf-counsel"
        • Description:

          Used almost exclusively in England; would make an equally amiable short form here for Raphael or Rafferty -- and could also stand on its own. If you're looking for boys' names starting with R, this is one of your cooler choices.
      • Reignbow
        • Origin:

          English
        • Meaning:

          "rainbow"
        • Description:

          Modern respelling of Rainbow
      • Robt
        • Rubye
          • Rude
            • Saad
              • Origin:

                Aramaic
              • Meaning:

                "help, support"
              • Description:

                A traditional name in the Arabic world.
            • Sativa
              • Origin:

                Word name
              • Description:

                If you live in a state where marijuana is legal (or maybe even if you don't), you might know that Sativa is one of the major strains of weed.