Funny Dog Names

  1. Bartleby
    • Origin:

      English surname, probably related to Bartholomew
    • Meaning:

      "son of the furrow"
    • Description:

      Bartleby (that's his last name) the Scrivener is a famous Herman Melville character whose surprisingly powerful refrain was, "I would prefer not to." Or, in the immortal words of any two-year-old: No.
  2. Frisco
    • Origin:

      Diminutive of Francisco
    • Meaning:

      "free man"
    • Description:

      Frisco is a frisky, roguish semi-place-name (San Francisco natives never call it that) that could make a lively, unusual o-ending choice.
  3. Bronco
    • Origin:

      Spanish
    • Meaning:

      "rough, unbroken horse"
    • Description:

      For the parent who might also have Buck and Ryder on his list.
  4. Shakira
    • Origin:

      Arabic
    • Meaning:

      "thankful, woman of grace"
    • Description:

      The mononymous Colombian-born singer inspired a popularity blip in the 90s and early 00s.
  5. Princess
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Meaning:

      "princess"
    • Description:

      Part of the trend for formerly canine royal names; this is one a little girl might love—up till the age of eight.
  6. Timon
    • Origin:

      Greek
    • Meaning:

      "reward, honor"
    • Description:

      Kids would be more likely to associate this name with the hyperactive meercat in "The Lion King" than with the ancient Greek philosopher or Shakespearean character, which could cause playground problems.
  7. Napoleon
    • Origin:

      Greek
    • Meaning:

      "lion of the new city"
    • Description:

      Overly ambitious choice, recently borne by the hapless hero of cult movie hit Napoleon Dynamite.
  8. Jedi
    • Origin:

      Literary name or short form of Jedidiah, Hebrew
    • Meaning:

      "Beloved by the Lord"
    • Description:

      Star Wars fans may know the lore behind the origin of the word and the concept Jedi well enough to confidently choose their name for their child. It has to do with balancing the forces of the universe.
  9. Rambo
    • Origin:

      English surname name
    • Description:

      Superhero names are fit for humans today, and there's no reason Rambo can't take his place among a generation of babies named Loki, Odin, and Atlas.
  10. Pita
    • Buzz
      • Origin:

        Modern nickname
      • Description:

        Brother for Biff and Bud. McFly rocker Tom Fletcher transformed this from midcentury short form to modern cool name when he used it for his newborn son.
    • Karma
      • Origin:

        Hindi
      • Meaning:

        "destiny, spiritual force"
      • Description:

        Some parents, including rapper Ludacris, are literally bestowing good karma on their children; it could just join the new spiritual name congregation.
    • Boo
      • Origin:

        Word name or nickname
      • Description:

        Boo may have started out as a nickname for the male character Arthur "Boo" Radley in To Kill A Mockingbird and these days may be closely associated with another male Boo, the "world's cutest dog" or with the adorable little girl in Monsters, Inc.
    • Zsazsa
      • Origin:

        Hungarian, , diminutive of Erzsebet
      • Meaning:

        "God is my oath"
      • Description:

        Zsa Zsa is a zippy Hungarian nickname name, sometimes used independently, linked for decades with the Hungarian-born actress Zsa Zsa Gabor--who was born Sari.
    • Tippi
      • Origin:

        Invented nickname
      • Description:

        Tippi is best known as the nickname of actress Tippi Hedren, star of Hitchcock's "The Birds" and "Marnie." Hedren's real name was Nathalie Kay; her father dubbed her Tippi. Although the name will inevitably be reminiscent of Hedren, it could make a cute short form for a name such as Tiffany or Philippa.
    • Kal-el
      • Origin:

        Invented name
      • Description:

        Kal-El is Superman's Kryptonian name, invented by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in 1938 as the birth name of the superhero. Some theorize that it relates to Hebrew characters with the meaning "voice of God", while others give the meaning as "son" or "Earth one".
    • Boo
      • Origin:

        Word name or nickname
      • Description:

        Boo as a first name first achieved notoriety as the name of the child-man in Harper Lee's To Kill A Mockingbird. Arthur "Boo" Radley was meant to be frightening, but only in a simple, non-threatening way. More recently, Boo has been used as the middle name of one of chef Jamie Oliver's children and the nickname in the middle of television's Honey Boo Boo. Boo is also the name of the world's cutest dog and of the adorable little girl in Monsters Inc. In a more basic way, Boo is a term of endearment.
    • Sinbad
      • Origin:

        Persian literary name
      • Description:

        When comedian David Atkins adopted this Arabian Nights-type name, it became almost feasible, but could lead to tough times in the schoolyard.
    • Kathy
      • Origin:

        Diminutive of Katherine and Kathleen
      • Meaning:

        "pure"
      • Description:

        There are lots of Kathy moms and grandmas but very few babies, most of whom are now called Kate or Katie.
    • Almond
      • Origin:

        English word name or variation of Almund or Aleman, German
      • Meaning:

        "almond; noble strength; German"
      • Description:

        Almond may seem like a hippy modern name, but its use for American boys goes right back to the mid-nineteenth century. In these cases, it was either a variation of Almund, meaning "noble strength," or the surname Aleman, meaning "German."